DUSTY
Green
Gives sincere apologies.
TROUBLE
Brown
Just picks the tomatoes off of a sandwich instead of requesting a whole new sandwich.
WHISKERS
Yellow
Can prove he is a real man by drinking whiskey.
COCO
Black
Burps minimally.
SPOOKY
Brown
Comfortable in the outdoors for up to eight hours.
TIGER
Black
Can read (but cannot understand) Hebrew.
OREO
Yellow
Able to stop chewing ice or whistling on request.
GINGER
Grey
Comfortable in the outdoors for up to eight hours.
SASSY
Brown
Adept at talking self and others out of fights.
SAMMY
Blue
Listens attentively to boring stories.
COCO
Orange
Can be around food without staring creepily at it.
BUSTER
Green
Does not use excessive acronyms.
CHESTER
Red
Expertly quotes and recognizes dialogue from early seasons of The Simpsons.
SAMANTHA
Brown
Always up for dessert.
COCO
Red
Burps minimally.
SMOKEY
Brown
Drives at a safe rate of speed in snow or rain.
MUFFIN
Yellow
Does not freak out if you haven’t seen his favorite movie (The Big Lebowski).
SALEM
Brown
Proficient in air guitar
CALLIE
Blue
Listens attentively to boring stories.
SPOOKY
Black
Uses litter box at appropriate hours.
MISS KITTY
Red
Owns a Nintendo Power Glove.
SNUGGLES
Orange
Is comfortable with jokes about his receding hairline.
BUDDY
Red
Enjoys fine wine.
GEORGE
Brown
Participates in karaoke but does not force others to go out to karaoke.
SALEM
Red
Knows the words to 4 rap songs.
BUBBA
Yellow
Cleans himself.
CHLOE
Green
Admits he is wrong
NALA
Purple
Dances when he has to.
OSCAR
Green
Gives hugs with appropriate pressure and for the right length of time.
LUCY
Red
Doesn’t get weirded out by the word “moist.”